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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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