I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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