Tell her she can't have a vagina
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he thought i was a dude.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Randomize