New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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