69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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