Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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