I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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