Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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