I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize