Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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