this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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