So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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