SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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