Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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