I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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