Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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