Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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