tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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