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gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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