Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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i dont even know how to be here
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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