i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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