the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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