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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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