Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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