My friends, they love my intelligence
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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