i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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