I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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