you traded sex for a burrito?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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