hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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