That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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