Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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