Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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