I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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