dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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