i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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