Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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