Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
3pm strippers are depressing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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