good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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