Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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