YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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