carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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