There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
please don't ironically join a cult
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