Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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