we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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