he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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