Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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