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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed

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(732): i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed http://tfl.nu/l1mh

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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles

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(706): Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles http://tfl.nu/50ki

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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

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(336): I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me. http://tfl.nu/4zk7

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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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(262): She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us" http://tfl.nu/wksb

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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(+44): Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered http://tfl.nu/4p47

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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.

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(713): He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5. http://tfl.nu/fdnd

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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"

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(772): I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up" http://tfl.nu/z0ws

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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter

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(813): she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter http://tfl.nu/6hrd

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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...

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(919): Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible... http://tfl.nu/6e9j

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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.

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(919): I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over. http://tfl.nu/red4

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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.

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(270): True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor. http://tfl.nu/bso0

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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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(907): You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now http://tfl.nu/vnkw

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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.

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(907): This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/qu4g

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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.

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(870): I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that. http://tfl.nu/0bow

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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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