i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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