Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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