I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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